BYE GUYS I’M OFF TO DEVON FOR A WEEK enjoy my absence
so mad at jake bugg 4 looking like miles kane i mean seriously
he needs 2 fuckin leave
- Person: Makes another joke about moving Alex's chair
- Alex Turner: Rips off shirt
- throws sunglasses on the ground
- flips tour bus
- punches Nick in the face
- sets arena on fire
- calls Andy and tells him he's fat
- shaves head
- crashes motorcycle into building
- breaks up with miles
- quits band
- screams at the top of a mountain while beating his chest
- destroys universe

